Pic of the day (Smile) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Pic of the Day (Pool of your dreams) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

Shayari of the day

kisi ko zyada azmaya nahi karte
Apno ko yu sataya nahi karte
chahne wale bhi waqt ke lamho ki tarah hai
beey jaye to lot ke aya nahi karte

Shayari of the day

Bhulakar To Dekho Ek Baar Hume,
Zindagi Ki Har Adaa Tumse Rooth Jayegi,
Jab Bhi Sochoge Apno Ke Baare Mein,
Tumhe Hamari Yaad Zaroor Ayeg
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Gam is kdr mila k ghbra kr pi gye
khushi thodi c mili mila kr pi gye
yu to n the janmSe pine k aadi
shrab ko tnha dekha to trs kha kr pi gye

Pic of the day (Sweet Cat) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Pic of the day (Daku) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

Joke of the day (Shrabi) ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shrabi ne Dr. se pucha:Ap meri shrab chudwa sakte h?

Dr:Ha Q Nhi

Shrabi:To Police Headquatr m meri 20 botle padi h chudwa do

Pic By Kapil

Pic of the day ( Sooo Dangerous Don't Try this) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Poem of the day (Height) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1.What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards .

3. Whatis height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road

Pic of the day (Friend) ! ! ! ! !! ! !

Pic of the day (Are You the One) ! ! ! ! ! !

Joke of the Day (Santa & Banta) ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Santa was riding on a horse.

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse &says:

'Le Karle Number Note mama'

Pic of the day (Sooo Delicious) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Joke of the Day (4 Sons) ! !! ! ! ! ! ! !

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Holy book. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.

Poem of The Day (Kuch Khyal Dil Se ) ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Iss badi si duniya mein har shakhs ko choti si Ek Talaash hoti hai.. Kisi ko dost ki.. kisi ko pyaar ki.. kisi ko chahat ki .. aur kisi ko APNO ki ... Bass ek Apna joh sirf Apna ho ..shayad aur kuch bhi nahii!!

Yeh duniya hai bahut badi..
tum kaha me kaha pata nahi
Ek talash me nikli hoon
miloge tum ya nahi..


Yahan ho tum wahan ho tum
kidhar ho tum pata nahi
Dur se dekha to pass the tum
Pass aayi toh Dur huye tum..

Dil doondta hai tumhe yahin kahin
bata toh doh miloge tum ya nahi
Ek talash main hoon aaj bhi
Mil sako toh mil jana kabhi yahin !!

Shayari of the Day (EXAM) ! ! ! ! ! !

Guzre Hue Exam Ko YadNa Krna

AnswrSheet Me Jo Likha HeUski Fariyad Na Krna

Jo Hoga Wo HogaUski Fikar Me Apni Holidays Barbad Na Krna

Joke of the Day (Lalu) ! ! ! ! ! !

Air Hostes2LALU-R u vegeterIAN or nonvegeterIAN?

LALU-Im indIAN

Air hostes:-no,sir!R u shakaHARI or masaHARI?

LALU-na Im BiHARi

PIC OF THE DAY (Soooo Quteeeeee) ! ! ! ! ! !